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[...] Vimes's grin was as funny as the one that moves very fast towards drowning men. And has a fin on top.

-- (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

"Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum of moo. And I am afraid to say that these days all I get is moo."

-- (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

She sighed again. She was familiar with the syndrome. They said they wanted a soulmate and helpmeet but sooner or later the list would include a skin like silk and a chest fit for a herd of cows.

-- (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

-- (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."

-- (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

"*Veni, vici*...Vetinari."

-- (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

And there was nothing finer than a wizard dressed up formally, until someone could find a way of inflating a Bird of Paradise, possibly by using an elastic band and some kind of gas.

-- (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

"'Chapter Fifteen, Elementary Necromancy'", she read out loud. "'Lesson One: Correct Use of Shovel...'"

-- (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

"One o'clock pee em! Hello, Insert Name Here!"

-- The Dis-organizer (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

He had the look of a lawn mower just after the grass had organised a workers' collective. There was a definite suggestion that, deep inside, he knew this was not really happening. It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored.

-- (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

-- (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)


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