alt.fan.pratchett : The Best Of AFP

The a.f.p. Dictionary


bee yt knowne that I,

FREDERICK ANTHONY NICHOLAS FINCH, esquire

doe here by prouide alle and sundrie with

A DICTIONARIE

that they might knowe and understande

YE LANGUAGE, YE SLANG & YE IARGONNE

emploied by that fine people yclept

ALT.FAN.PRATCHETT

afpable
1. a nice a.f.p.er
2. someone susceptible to a.f.p.
afpache
a native Merkin a.f.p.er
afparatu
the equipment with which you read a.f.p.
afparrel
1. what you wear while reading a.f.p.
2. what CMOT Briggs and the Alien sell
afparrent
obvious to an OAfP
afpartame
Velocity Girl (but don't tell her I told you)
afpathy
loss of interest in a.f.p.
afpealing
attractive to afpers
afpellation
the name you use on a.f.p.
afpendage
the Discworld tie
afpendant
the Anorankh
afperitif
a newsgroup appearing before a.f.p. in your .newsrc
afpetite
the result of reading bread/beer/chocolate threads
afpetizer
an a.f.p.eritif
afphasia
loss of ability to read or post to a.f.p.
afphrodisiac
chocolate covered coffee beans
Afphrodite
Colette
afpianced
someone who replied "yes" to a "WYMM"
afpic
what Google uses to archive a.f.p.
afpire
to wish to be a member of the cabal (whether or not it exists)
afpirin
a medicine for use after long a.f.p. sessions
afplaud
what one does to good posts or posters
afplenty
I've been on holiday
afpliance
an afparatus (especially if it's a Macintosh)
afplomb
the right way to respond to praise and admiration
afpocalypse
we hope it'll never happen
afpocryphal
the contents of missing.lspace.org
Afpollo
Leo
afporism
what this is a list of
afpostate
a non-member of the Church of the Hedgehog
afpostle
a member of the Church of the Hedgehog
afpotheosis
Colm
afprehension
often felt by a de-lurker
afprentice
an a.f.p. newbie
afproachable
what the cabal wouldn't be were it to exist
afpropriate
appropriate to a.f.p.. Not the same as [R]
afprove
what Mike Kn^H^H does
afproximate
1. "factual" material on a.f.p.
2. afpers who live near each other
bafpled
someone reading a.f.p. for the first time
blafphemy
a cabbaging offense
cabalistic
non-existant
cafpacity
how much a.f.p. can _you_ take?
cafpitalise
what CMOT Briggs and the Alien do
disafpear
to fail to post for several days
disafpected
Rich Holmes
exafperating
people who post to cascades
handicafped
someone who can't read a.f.p.
homo safpiens
the latin species name for afpers
jockstrafp
an item of a.f.p.arrel
lspace
the source of all knowledge
merkin
American (Remember: _we_ invented this meaning!)
OAfP
a long-time a.f.p.er
photografph
a picture on lspace
pornografpher
I see a great need
rafpacious
Emmet
rafport
the friendliness of a.f.p.
Rafpunzel
either Simon Callan, Kitten or ppint
reafpear
to post to a.f.p. after an absence
safphire
afp's birth stone
skullcafp
afparrel worn by Orthodox afpostles
soafpy
someone who reads a.f.p. in the bath
stafper
someone in charge of lspace and/or a regular posting to a.f.p.
telegrafph
old fashioned a.f.p.aratus
wafple
most of the content of a.f.p.
WYMM
will you marry me?

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