Renegade London Meet: Report

From: Barry_R@compuserve.commie (Barry R)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [F] renegade london meet 19980926 (Quotes)
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1998 17:06:30 +0100
Message-ID: <MPG.10784eef7f054d1198974e@news.lspace.org>
Reply-To: 101476.1632@compuserve.com

Quote File

It's bigger than mine - Suzi

Mum, They're lego geeking. - Gabe

I was born in Caerleon - Gid
I suppose that name is written with no vowels whatsoever - Gabe

Will you stop licking my hand - Ailbhe

You can't bring small creatures to an AFPmeet without them getting 
wet. - Suzi

This is AFP, we have cabbages. - Megamole

I think I caught the wrong end of that, all I heard was "Are you 
fully functional now?" - Barry R
Who's a fully functional Male? - Gabe

I believe men think about sex once every six minutes - Megamole
[Gabriel Pauses]
Garbriel must have thought about sex. That's why he paused - Julia

Furry Condoms! - Adrian

It was plastic, you wouldn't have had fun. Gideon

You'se are all bastards. - Ailbhe

What does it mean when the Ailbhes fly low? - Gabe
There will be a full moon soon. - John

Well you can have me anytime, I'm free about half two 
tomorrow. - Ailbhe

Which Gutter are you sleeping in tonight? - Adrian
His - Gabe
MINE - Ailbhe

I'll need another drink, I Ailbhe'd this one. - Suzi

Don't bounce on him while he's drinking - assembled AFP to Ailbhe

How many people are wearing Gilbert underwear? - Michelena

Tony, get your hand from out of there. - Ailbhe

I have to start low and work my way up as high as I can. - Barry

I must say what a sexy bastard my father was. - Michelena

I just wanted everyone to know he's got a really big willy - Ailbhe
So if we were playing cricket we could use him as a set of 
stumps - Megamole
It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Sticky Wicket" - Gideon


From: Barry_R@compuserve.commie (Barry R)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [F] renegade london meet 19980926 (Report)
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1998 17:06:36 +0100
Message-ID: <MPG.10785a73f602a6f9989752@news.lspace.org>
Reply-To: 101476.1632@compuserve.com

Attendees:

Gabe, Megamole, Julia Jones, Gid Holyoake, Suzi Holyoake, Barry R, 
John Warden, Ailbhe Leamy, Gideon Hallett, Adrian, Gideon Hallett, 
Michelena Riosa Rob Collier, Tony Finch.

Arriving at the Wheatsheaf at 7:30, YHN was greeted by Gabe, 
Megamole, Julia, Suzi, and Gid. After a few minutes Suzi produced 
some edible lego, and most of the group set about the task of eating 
them (the blue one were declared 'orrible by some people).
About fifteen minutes later the group was joined by John, Ailbhe, 
Adrian, and Gideon. Ailbhe promptly leapt onto Gabe's lap (a place 
that she would return to at various times during the evening) whilst 
the rest of the new arrivals made more traditional greetings. These 
arrivals were followed shortly afterwards by Michelena and Rob, who 
in turn were followed by Tony. 
The early conversation among the group was centered among the events 
of the recent Convention, and Gideon H produced some photographs for 
the group to peruse. As the evening wore on, the conversation turned 
towards other subjects including The Simpsons, Red Dwarf, Sex, and 
Buggering Hedgehogs. 

Among the highlights of the evening was the honour accorded to 
Ailbhe, of being an afp'er whose name has been used as a verb. 
During the course of the meet, Ailbhe showed an amazing ability to 
knock tables and spill drinks. After the third (maybe fourth) time, 
it was decided that from then on that "to Ailbhe" meant to spill 
drinks. It was also decided by some members that Ailbhe should be 
renamed AFPCalamity. 

Also, some members of the group decided on what the next Con would 
produce in the area of interesting dips for the Chairman.

Unfortunately YHN could only concentrate on one group at a time, and 
as he had the writing materials was designated to note the drinks 
ordered, so is sure that he missed many of the high points of the 
evening. If anyone would like to post any observations they have of 
the meet, they would be most welcome.

Barry R. B.F. The Original Official Sad Bastard
-- 
AFPother half to Meg, the Magpie, AFPinsignificant other to Carol, 
AFPartnered to Lottie, In Ailbhe's Queue, A Member of the Harem,
AFPShrink to MEG, and in need of help himself.
Abducted by space aliens eh? Well, LET THE PROBING BEGIN!!!!! - Tick


From: Barry_R@compuserve.commie (Barry R)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [F] renegade london meet 19980926 (Report)
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1998 14:51:33 +0100
Message-ID: <MPG.107c47c22d7b61d0989753@news.lspace.org>
Reply-To: 101476.1632@compuserve.com

After being away for a few days, I have just got back to find out 
that instead of putting Julia Harris on the attending list, I placed 
Julia Jones. My only excuse is;

WibbleWibbleWibbleWibbleWibbleBeepWibbleWibbleWibbleFwaff

I'm now positive I've lost it.

I can only apologise, 
beg your forgiveness (especially both Julias), 
and ask for any volunteers to help me find it. ;)

Yours in wibbleville,

Barry R.

-- 
Beep

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