Richard Bryant

Bryan was brutally murdered by a deranged flower arranger in 1593 after she'd been pushed a bouquet too far. In his short and unhappy life he was known to have done Sir Walter Raleigh's dry cleaning and also claims responsibility for encouraging Sir Walter to take up bicycle manufacture after the bottom fell out of the piracy and buccaneering market.

Reborn in 1969 as a large simplistic idiot with no tact and the subtlety of a steel toecap, he occasionally posts to afp, usually in order to be rude to someone. Contrary to popular belief, he probably wouldn't dismember anyone without an appointment.

Bryan intent on a conversation
Picture: imp@lspace.org

Other information

Alias:

Bryan

e-mail:

richard.bryant@ukonline.co.uk

Date of birth:

15th December 1969

Sun sign:

Sagittarius

Belief in astrology:

Some

Purity 500Q:

39.6%

Last updated at 15:13 on Wednesday 7th May 1997
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