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Afp aint bad


From:claire allcock
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Re: [I] Re: Meatloaf
Date: Fri, 9 Apr 1999 20:15:53 +0100

The message <7ekphv$j4l$1@library.lspace.org> from "Shim" contains these words:
> "Heaven She Posts"
/Snip beautiful filk/ Well if we're doing Meatloaf filks...

AFP aint bad (As in "Two out of three aint bad")

Baby I could chat all night
Conversations that go nowhere
I've read every [I]rrelevant that I possibly can
There's no [I]s left for me to read
And maybe you can tell me to get a life
But that'll never change me loving AFP
My mail is really piling up tonight
I wish you wouldn't make me log off
I wibbled on and I wibbled out
I tried to show you that this newsgroup is cool
I'm tired of spam and I'm to shy to flame
But I've been here on AFP so long
I'm writing filks when I could be in bed
And all I can do
Is keep on telling you...
I want Real Life (I want RL)
I need Real Life (I need RL)
But there aint no way I'm ever gonna stay there
Now don't be sad
Coz AFP aint bad.
Now don't be sad
Coz AFP aint bad.
You'll never find [A]nnotations in an [I]rrelevant thread
You'll never find any junk on the Lspace web
I know you're looking for your e-mails in a mountain of spam
But there aint no clueful newbie hiding behind those long posts in HTML

I can't tag!
(I can't tag)
I can't quote or snip - my sig's too long
No matter how I try
I'll never be able
To read the FAQ's
Because you see I just can't be bothered!
Now there is only one group that I will ever love
It started so many years ago
And I'm pleased to say that AFP is still going strong
And they all love me back, ooh I know.
Well I remember how they helped when I was feeling down
With hugs and chocolate covered coffee beans
And how, when I was just a newbie they really helped me out
Said, go on, read the FAQ's, please...
And they kept on telling me, they kept on telling me,
They kept on telling me,
We want Real Life (We want RL)
We need Real Life (We need RL)
But there aint no way we'd ever want to stay there
Now don't get mad
Coz AFP aint bad
Now don't get mad
Coz AFP aint bad.
Baby I could chat all night
Conversations that lead nowhere...

Thank you. <fx: bows to crowds of adoring fans... I wish> Well it was okay for a first filk, wasn't it?

Love Claire


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