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Hark The Horrid Newbie Sing


From: Murky
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: The AFP Carol Service Part 8
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 19:14:29 +0000

To the tune of: "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing".

Hark! The horrid newbie sing,
Glory to this new found thing.
I can be both brash and wild,
Only rarely meek and mild,
Harken all ye lurkers rise
Ignore those here both old and wise,
Will the newbie host proclaim
It's september here again?
Hark! The horrid newbie sing,
Glory to this new found thing.

Posts by highest score ignored:
Killfile by repeating word;
Late they learn their way be wrong
and they may regret what's done.
Yet no one here will hear them cry
For with killfile we pass by
Pleased as man, with men to dwell,
Killfile, our Emmanuel!
Hark! The newbie sing no more,
Killfile saved us blood and gore.

<I thank you>


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