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That afp is Painless


From: hippo
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] A Depression filk
Date: Sun, 2 Sep 2001 07:15:15 +0100

After all the reaction I had, to when I last used the word "depression" in an afp post, I vow I'll try to never use it again .... whoops I've just mentioned "depression" in an afp post .....

TTTO Suicide is Painless (M.A.S.H. theme) by Johny Mandel

By early morning log I see
My favourite newsgroup a f p
The threads that are withheld by me
I sometimes look and then can see

Chorus :
That a f p is painless
But brings on many changes
But now can't seem to leave it if I please

Communities can bring heartache
But tales of joy I can relate
Without that ever-present hate
But now I know that it's too late, and ,,

-Chorus

The only way to win is post
But avoid the flame so's not to roast
And here experts know more than most
And can run servers that will host

-Chorus

The sword of love will pierce our skins
Tt doesn't hurt when it begins
But as they work their way on in
The hugs grow stronger, watch them grin, but

-Chorus

A sad troll once requested me
To argue questions that are key
"is it to be or not to be"
and I replied "oh why ask me"
Cause a f p is painless
It brings on many changes
but can I take or leave it if I please ?
...and you can join the warmth here if you choose

hippo

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