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The Twelve Days of Hogswatch


From: David Chapman
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] The AFP Carol Service Pt 3
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 1999 11:42:22 -0000

Never in the history of human endeavour have so many been filked so much by so few...

THE TWELVE DAYS OF HOGSWATCH

On the first day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me
A load of chocolate and tea.

On the second day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me
Two "Turtle Moves"...

On the third day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me
Three wet hens...

On the fourth day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me
Four Pratchett nerds...

On the fifth day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me
No Cabal!...

On the sixth day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me
Six speculations...

On the seventh day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me
Seven filkers filking...

On the eighth day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me
Eight threads a-vamping...

On the ninth day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me
Nine pedants a-leaping...

On the tenth day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me
Ten Patrician's Siblings...

On the eleventh day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me
Eleven spammers spamming...

On the twelfth day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me
Twelve flamers flaming...


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