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Waltzing to Woolpit and Ging Gang Goolie


Author: MegaMole
Newsgroup: alt.fan.pratchett
Date:Sun, 1 Aug 1999

Sorry guys, but Autofilk (Auto-filk) mode was on while I was in the car (surprising, that...) and I just had to get this out. (ooer).

Once a jolly afper camped in a little tent,
Under the shade of not enough trees,
And he sang as he geeked, and all around the summer boiled,
You'll come a-waltzing to Woolpit with me.
Waltzing to Woolpit, Waltzing to Woolpit,
You'll come a-waltzing to Woolpit with me,
And he sang as he ate his greasy sausage-inna-bun,
You'll come a-waltzing to Woolpit with me.
Up came some targets with Con 2000 T-shirts on,
Up jumped our hero and he sprayed them with glee,
And he sang as he filled his Supersoaker to the brim,
You'll start a-running at CCDE.
You'll start a-running, you'll start a-running,
You'll start a-running at CCDE,
And he sang as he filled his Supersoaker to the brim,
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me.
Up came a Terry wearing an Akubra hat,
Out came TV crews and a pack of frozen peas
Where's that Clarecraft figure you bought only yesterday?
You'll come a-signing, Matilda, with me.
You'll come a-signing, you'll come a-signing,
You'll come a-signing, Matilda, with me,
Where's that Clarecraft figure you bought only yesterday?
You'll come a-signing, Matilda, with me,
Out came the makeup and costumes for the Maskerade,
People in green paint and shiny PVC,
And the ghosts were discussing makeup in the cattle shed,
All dressed quite oddly at CCDE.
All dressed quite oddly, all dressed quite oddly,
All dressed quite oddly at CCDE
And the ghosts were discussing makeu in the cattle shed,
All dressed quite oddly at CCDE.

-=== Ging Gang Goolie ===-

Inspired by a campfire singalong with Unca "Scoutmaster, what
*have* you got in that beard?" Gid...
These words make just as much sense as the originals...

Gid Gabe Ookey Ookey Ookey Ookey Hamster,
Gid Gabe George, Gid Gabe George.
Gid Gabe Ookey Ookey Ookey Ookey Hamster,
Gid Gabe George, Gid Gabe George.
Ailbhe, Ailbhe Kayla,
Ailbhe Kayla Ailbhe Jo,
Ailbhe, Ailbhe Kayla,
Ailbhe Kayla Ailbhe Jo.
Sally Barry, Sally Barry, Sally Barry, Sally Barry,
Phantom, Phantom, Phantom, Phantom...
*[ad libitum, ad nauseam]*

MegaMole


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