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What do we do with a Flaming David?


From: Carrie Cota
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Re: [M] Acceptable Behaviour
Date: Mon, 12 Nov 2001 18:41:15 GMT

On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 12:01:43 +0000, Aquarion

>In <SaNH7.34266$mh1.3960053@news1.cableinet.net>, Gideon Hallett took
>183 tacks to pin this to the wall of alt.fan.pratchett:
>
>>Aquarion wrote:
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>
>So have I. The latest attempt, in fact, morphed into the "[M]Deja
>Flame you" thread up there somewhere. This, like most attempts to
>defend him, resulted in a reemergence of the vampire thread of "What
>do we do with the flaming david?"
>

Minor apologies to Aqua and major ones to David Chapman, but this sort of leaped into my mind such as it is.
<gd&rlb>

What do we do with a Flaming David?
(ttto Drunken Sailor)

What do we do with a Flaming David
What do we do with a flaming David?
What do we do with a flaming David,
Early in the morning?

Flame him back 'til he's a cinder
Flame him back 'til he's a cinder
Flame him back 'til he's a clinker,
Early in the morning.

Throw a bucket of water on him.
Throw a bucket of water on him
Throw a bucket of water on him,
Early in the morning.

Drop 'im in the Dee if he throws a wobbler
Drop 'im in the Dee if he throws a wobbler
Drop 'im in the Dee if he throws a wobbler
Early in the morning.

Throw a fluffy blanket on him.
Throw a fluffy blanket on him.
Throw a fluffy blanket on him,
Early in the morning.

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