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Dancing Dean


Author: Mark A. Cooper
Newsgroup: alt.fan.pratchett
Date: Tue, 29 Jun 1999

*rustle rustle* Hmm... this chocolate tastes good...

Ha! Thought they could keep me in this straitjacket, eh? Well, yes, they can, but I've chewed through my gag to tell you that I've written the Dancing Queen filk I warned you about...

*<f/x: footsteps>*

They can't keep me quiet!
No... not the liquid cosh! Aaaaargh!
Mark

(VOICEOVER: And while Mark's sleeping it off, here *is* his filk. He hopes you enjoy it.)

Dancing Dean

You can't dance, you can't jive
But you're having the time of your life
Ooh, see that wiz, watch that scene
Diggin' the Dancing Dean...
Friday night at the UU ball
You're not keeping the beat at all
Mmm, play the Music With Rocks In
Watch his belly swing
(No one could miss the thing)
Mustrum Ridcully's quite a guy
But if he catches you, my oh my...
He'll confine you to quarters
But you don't give a damn -
You're in the mood to dance
And given half a chance...
You are the Dancing Dean
Clad in leather, and lookin' mean
Dancing Dean
Broke a folk singer's tambourine, oh yeah...
You can't dance, you can't jive
But you're having the time of your life
Ooh, see that wiz, watch that scene
Diggin' the Dancing Dean...
You're a wizard, so what's gone wrong?
Music With Rocks In has turned you on
Frothing up all the coffee
Wanna feel the groove
You're in the mood to dance
And given half the chance...
You are the Dancing Dean
Clad in leather, and lookin' mean
Dancing Dean
Broke a folk singer's tambourine, oh yeah...
You can't dance, you can't jive
But you're having the time of your life
Ooh, see that wiz, watch that scene
Diggin' the Dancing Dean...


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