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Girls and Dwarfs 2


From: Murky
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Re: [I] Filk - Girls and Dwarfs
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 1999 20:38:27 +0000

On Thu, 25 Nov 1999 18:49:17 GMT, Daibhid Cheinnedelh wrote:

>> A song which has recently become popular among some dwarfs

<To the tune of 'Girls & Boys' by Blur>

The Shade's like a Jungle,
So call Corporal Nobbs
Just send the word -
He's a slob
(on holiday)
IQ in the 90's
he's paranoid
walks in a dwarf bar
takes his chances looking for

Girls who are dwarfs
Who'd like dwarfs to be girls
Why do dwarfs act like girls?
Who do girls act like dwarfs?
Always should be someone you really are

avoiding all work
though there's some available
he's not a thinker
count his thoughts on 1 2 3 4 ... um fingers
oxygen wasted
never reproduced
gets nasty blisters
from his shoes
and he wants to be introduced (to)

Girls who are dwarfs
Who'd like dwarfs to be girls
Why do dwarfs act like girls?
Who do girls act like dwarfs?
Always should be someone you really are

Okay - so it does imply that Nobbs has a dwarf fetish, but that doesn't mean that they have to have a fetish for him - does it?


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