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It'sh all denturesh now


From: Eric Jarvis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Re: [I] Filk - It'sh all denturesh now (was: Sheep)
Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 11:30:36 +0100

Eric Jarvis wrote:
>
> Rolling Stones at 10 paces
>

It'sh all denturesh now
Jagger, Richardsh, Jarvish

Well, Cohen used to ride out all year long
He made priests cry, he done them wrong
He'd steal all their treasures, that's no lie
Tables turning, now it's his turn to cry

Because he used to have teeth
But it's all dentures now
Because he used to have teeth
But it's all dentures now

Well, he used to run around raising hell in town
Spent his stolen money playin' drunken games
The bard's would sing, it was a pity how they lied
The tables turning, now it's his turn to cry

Because he used to have teeth
But it's all dentures now
Because he used to have teeth
But it's all dentures now

Well, he used to wake up in the morning
Pack his bags and ride
When he gotten worried
He was a master of disguise
But now it's plain to see
When he opens up his maw
Instead of pearly whiteness
His choppers are no more

Becaushe he ushed to have teeth
But it'sh all denturesh now
Becaushe he ushed to have teeth
But it'sh all denturesh now

eric


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