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Three Lancre Witches


Subject:[F] [I] Filk again...
From: Suzi
Date: 1998/10/31
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett

Right... apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan... here goes

*ALL:*
Three Lancre Witches, that's we three
Out on a summer spelling spree
Filled to the brim with pots of tea
Three Lancre Witches we!

*Magrat:*
Everything is a source of fun
*Granny:*
Starting my stick takes a good long run
*Nanny:*
You won't believe all the things I've done
*ALL:*
Three Lancre Witches we.

Three Lancre Witches, all be wary
We don't believe in airy-fairy
Hide from our powers fulminary
Three Lancre Witches we,
Three Lancre Witches we!

*Magrat:*
One Lancre Witch is a Maid, you see
* Nanny:*
Mother and Crone the remainder be
*Granny:*
Nobody say which witch is me!
*ALL:*
Three Lancre Witches we!

*Magrat:*
One Lancre Witch got married one day
*Nanny:*
Two Lancre Witches remained, and they
*Granny:*
Searched for a new one straight away
*ALL:*
Three Lancre Witches we!
Three Lancre Witches we!

Three Lancre Witches, all be wary
We don't believe in airy-fairy
Hide from our powers fulminary
Three Lancre Witches we,
Three Lancre Witches we!

Suzi
(with a little help from Gid)


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