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Wee Mad Arthurs Song


From: MegaMole
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [F] [I] Filks for CJ and FoC
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1998 18:32:39 +0000

To "I belong to Glasgow"

I've been killing vermin in Morpork,
Cruisin' the drains on my ain;
I went in a hotel, and I killed rats masel',
And then I came out once again;
Then I went into the Drum, see,
And that is the reason I'm fu';
I had wan pint of Winkles, then several tinkles,
And now I am singing to you:

*Chorus:*

I belong to Morpork,
Dear Ankh-Morpork town;
But somethin' is wrang wi' Morpork,
For it's goin' roun' and roun'!
I'm only a wee Feegle rat-catchin' man,
As anyone here can see,
But when I get a couple o' drinks on a Saturday,
Morpork belongs to me!

There's nothing in washin' off jobbies,
When ye're in a sewer or two;
If you stink of the shite, it's all right in a fight,
And the Guildmen will no' bother you;
There's nae harm in taking a drappie,
It gives ye the courage tae kill,
And once you've done drinkin' and at last you get hame,
Ye'll be nutting those rats with a will!

*Chorus repeats.*


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