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12 Days of August

From: Mike Knell
Subject: Re: [I] why did the anorak wearer cross the road?
Date: Mon, 22 Jul 2002 23:51:07 BST

In article <>, Edwyn Ralph wrote:
(the HSE)
> You joking? They never venture anywhere the public are - they issue edicts
> from their offices that the railway operators get the flak for.

I've had this in my head for a few days...

On the twelfth day of August, the railway sent to me:
Twelve punters moaning,
Eleven vandals vandalling,
Ten pissed commuters,
Nine late arrivals,
Eight short formations,
Seven signal failures,
Six cancellations,
Five suicides!
Four staff assaults,
Three failed Duffs,
Two pulled alarms
And a ruling from the HSE.

Er, sorry.

Mike "unseasonal" K.

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