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Bofh


From: Leo Barium
Date: 1998/12/08
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Not another filk...honest

Hi all,
as I was wandering the streets of Cardiff today, I got a bit bored, so decided to 'do' something. Here's the terrible outcome (not aimed at anyone in particular<g>):
BOFH
*aka Creep by Radiohead*

When you posted before,
You left Caps Lock on,
You write like a monkey,
On a typewriter.
I want no damn newbies,
To spoil my group,
You're so very clueless,
I wish I was clueless.
You post on each newsgroup,
In a beautiful net,
You're so very clueless,
I wish I was clueless.
But I'm a BOFH,
I'm a sysadmin,
What the hell am I doing 'here'?
I could rule the net
Oooh...he's trolling...trolling...trolling...etc.
But I'm a BOFH,
I'm a sysadmin,
What the hell am I doing 'here'?
I could rule the net.
Whatever keeps the spam out,
Just please tag your posts,
You're so very clueless,
I wish I was clueless.
I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control,
I want the perfect newsgroup,
I want the perfect posts.
But I'm a BOFH,
I'm a sysadmin,
What the hell am I doing 'here'?
I could rule the net.

I'm sorry for that lapse. Things'll be back to normal soon...honest.
(and extra apologies to the person who posted a filk on the same song, about a vaguely similar subject to atm-d a few months ago)

TTFN

Leo Barium


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