Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: a Filk:Not for the faint hearted...
From: Diabolo
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2000 19:21:20 +0000
Here is a filk for everyone.(author unknown)
(not for the weak hearted!
Curry House Rhapsody(To the tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody)
Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun>But now I'm gonna crap it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
(guitar solo)
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
Take care,
J
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