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Dicksize Wars


From: Peter Ellis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Re: [I] Dicksize Wars, was To teach or not to teach...
Date: Mon, 27 Sep 1999 00:54:23 +0100

Tiggs wrote:
>
> >You know, I've never seen a dicksize war about actual dicksize.
> >
> >Ok, I've got a ruler, drop 'em guys.
>
> /me pushes Peter Ellis forward
>

Who.. me.. eh? Yerwot? Ah, right, you want me for my world-famous organs; the most valued and respected parts of me, right? Vocal cords that is *grin*

A backing song for the competition, ladies and gentlemen...

On the first inch of penis, my lover said to me,
"That's not quite enough to fill me"

On the second inch of penis, my lover said to me,
"Still bloody small,
And that's not quite enough to fill me"

On the third inch of penis, my lover said to me,
"More than before,
Still rather small,
And it's not quite enough to fill me"

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.
.
.

On the twelfth inch of penis, my lover said to me,
"OUCH!"

Remember, folks, sometimes more can be less...

Peter


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