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For da management


From: Richard Bryant
Newsgroups: alt.talk.mended-drum
Subject: For da management
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2000 18:14:23 +0000

Look at those bastards, that's the way to do it,
Get out your coat and simply walk out the door
They ain't workin', yeah, i'm pretty certain
They've all buggered off at half past four

We got to fix these IVR systems
Custom package deliveries
We got to write this infernal SeQueL
We got to print and kill a few trees

That little gobshite with the office and the laptop
That awful suit's the only he's got
That little gobshite's doing our appraisals
That little gobshite's gonna get himself shot

We got to fix these IVR systems
Custom package deliveries
We got to write this infernal SeQueL
We got to print and kill a few trees

I should have stayed, in one lousy firm
I should have taken higher degrees
Don't need talent, only need persistence
I could have climbed that tree
And what's this, he's on some teleconference?
Spewing out that bullshit like there's ten tons more
That ain't working, that's the way to do it
They've all buggered off at half past four

We got to fix these IVR systems
Custom package deliveries
We got to write this infernal SeQueL
We got to print and kill a few trees

No, that ain't workin', that's the way to do it,
Get out your coat and simply walk out the door
They ain't workin', yeah, i'm pretty certain
They've all buggered off at half past four

RB


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