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Just CCDE


Date: 4 Apr 2000 05:10:32 -0000
From: gandalf
Subject: F A filk for CCDE
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett

Sung to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivans Queens navy

When I was a fan I served a term as gopher for a successful con.
I fetched and carried and guarded doors
and I polished the seat in the old green room
and I polished that seat so carefully
that now there is no con, just CCDE

Chorus
and I polished that seat so carefully
that now there is no con, just CCDE

As gopher I made such a name a part of Concom I soon became,
I talked to everyone with smile so bland,
and for the future I made my plans,
I made my plans so cack-handedly
that now there is no con, just CCDE

Chorus
I made my plans so cack-handedly
that now there is no con, just CCDE

Of concom members we acquired a lot
but pretty soon we began to lose the plot
and we lost that plot so totally
that now there is no con, just CCDE

Chorus
and we lost that plot so totally
that now there is no con, just CCDE

I became a control freak, I knew best of all,
I never thought of advertising the con much at all,
I thought so little of the result maybe
that now there is no con, just CCDE

Chorus
I thought so little of the result maybe
that now there is no con, just CCDE

Now fans you all, whoever you maybe,
if you want to shirk all responsibility,
if your soul isnt fettered by guilt at all,
be careful to be guided by this golden rule..
Stick close to your spin and always blame the fans
and then there will always be no con, just CCDE

Chorus
Stick close to your spin and always blame the fans
and then there will always be no con, just CCDE

Perhaps Doc can perform this at CCDE?

Vlad the Naysayer


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