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Keep My Counselors Satisfied


From: Morgan Lewis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Filk: Keep My Counselors Satisfied
Date: Sat, 08 Apr 2000 23:52:28 -0700

They say (they being The People that live in The Community) that tragedy inspires art. Well, a large degree of frustration with trying to keep a school schedule which is reasonable and helps advance my degree has produced this filk. Whether it's art is up to you.

Keep My Counselors Satisfied
lyrics by Morgan Lewis
tune of "Keep the Customers Satisfied",
by P. Simon & A. Garfunkel

Gee, but it seems I'm on my own,
Classes are not there for me,
Tryin' to get what I want, my friend,
And if you'd only watch I know you couldn't help but see,
It's a sorry story.

Every term I go,
I get scrambled,
Stymied,
I end up taking classes I don't need,
So I still am registered full-time,
And don't fall below the twelve credit line,
I'm just trying to keep my counselors satisfied,
Satisfied.

CS Department said to me,
"Three-nine-nine has been can-celled, boy,"
I'm down a credit, two or three,
Need to make 'em up,
So now I'm headed into War,
and the Samurai, yeah.

Every term I go,
I get scrambled,
Stymied,
I end up taking classes I don't need,
So I still am registered full-time,
And don't fall below the twelve credit line,
And I'm so tired,
So frustrated and tired,
I'm just trying to keep my counselors satisfied,
Satisfied.

Morgan Lewis


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