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Klingon Cuisine 2


From: Adrian Ogden
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Re: [I] There's Klingons off the starboard bow, Captain...
Date: 22 Feb 2000 12:36:08 GMT

MegaMole writes:

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>KLINGON CUISINE
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>To The Hippopotamus Song, by Flanders and Swann

Excellent!

Of course, Flanders and Swann did a sequal on the next album; would you mind if I gave that the treatment too?

Now that old Klingon officer has children in hordes
And a wife who prefers younger men
He watches the fall of the Khitomer Accords
And he longs to do battle again
He drowns all sorrows in vats of blood wine
And dreams of his former command
With comrades of war he'd seek honour and glory
And sing with his Bat'leth in hand...

Adrian Ogden


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