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Let's I.R.C.


From: MegaMole
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Is nothing sacred?
Date: Tue, 2 May 2000 22:17:32 +0100

This Cole Porter filk has been bubbling under for the last couple of days - thanks to something Corinne said.

Geeks do it, freaks do it
Guys in Internet boutiques do it
Let's do it, let's I.R.C.;

Australians staying up late do it,
Op-bots fishing for bait do it
Let's do it, let's I.R.C...

The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns;
People in Germany do it -
Think of those Milde twins;

Kiwis with badly hurt spines do it
BOFHs with ISDN lines do it
Let's do it, let's I.R.C.

Every day newbies come to it,
Old farts down in the Drum do it
Let's do it, let's I.R.C.

All sorts of mammals and birds do it
D00dz who can't recall the words do it
Let's do it, let's I.R.C.

Ghosts and phantoms, I'm sure, do it
Though it shocks us, I know
Why ask if more do it -
/whowas will tell you it's so...

Snug in their holes, moles do it
Demons and eaters of souls do it
Let's do it, let's I.R.C....


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