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Only Flu

From: MegaMole
Subject: [I] Sniffle, cough, *hack*
Date: Thu, 18 May 2000 20:16:38 +0100

In the tradition of writing filks for diseases (see Mucus for a While and the famous Dysentery Hoe-down, Aztec Two-Step and Beri-Beri Mambo), the following insta-filk came to me as I lay sniffling in bed - a mole in his hole with a dripping nose...

TTTO "Only You" by the Platters

Only flu can make this world seem wrong,
Only flu makes me drink Lemsip strong,
Only flu, and flu alone,
Can chill me like you do
And fill my nose with drips for only flu...

Only flu can make this change in me
For it's true, I've found my destiny -
When I blow my nose
Everybody knows
Just what I need to do -
One more sick day, true,
'Cos I'm in bed with flu...


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