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Smells like (M)ean Spirit


From: MegaMole
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Smells like (M)ean Spirit
Date: Fri, 7 Apr 2000 22:28:34 +0100

With the recent outpouring (or should that be effluence?) of meta-filks, this mole feels emboldened to offer the following.

Load up on wibble, bring your friends -
It's fun to luse, and to pretend
It's gonna work; Don't need to lurk!
Oh wow, see all the stupid jerks -

I'm here, I'm new, I'm young, I'm k3wl...

Without knowledge
Posting's dangerous -
We are newbies,
Entertain us;
I feel clueless -
It's contagious;
We are newbies,
Entertain us
H4x0r d00dz and
new complainers
Being rude to
FAQ maintainers
Yeah

I'm the worst at what I do best,
And for this gift you will feel blessed.
Newsgroup traditions gotta end -
I need a playground for my friends...

I'm here, I'm new, I'm young, I'm k3wl...

Without knowledge
Posting's dangerous -
We are newbies,
Entertain us;
I feel clueless -
It's contagious;
We are newbies,
Entertain us
H4x0r d00dz and
new complainers
Being rude to
FAQ maintainers
Yeah

And check out my great posting style
Oh yeah, the ten-line sig block makes me smile
But snipping's hard - too hard to find
Oh well, whatever - never mind...

Without knowledge
Posting's dangerous -
We are newbies,
Entertain us;
I feel clueless -
It's contagious;
We are newbies,
Entertain us
H4x0r d00dz and
new complainers
Being rude to
FAQ maintainers
Yeah

adenoidal, a denial, adenoidal, a denial...

Moral?

You asked for a moral? Try lurking for a couple of weeks.


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