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Stuck In The Middle Of Feuds


From: Aquarion
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] [FILK] Stuck in the middle
Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 22:59:34 +0000

([I], possibly [M]. I'm bored of this. - Nick)

Stuck In The Middle Of Feuds.
TTTO Stuck in the Middle With You by Stealers Wheel

Well I don't know if I posted this right.
I'm so sick of all these fights
I'm so scared in case I'm flamed to the wall,
And I'm wond'rin should I post here at all?

Trolls to the left of me,
Flamers to the right, here I am.
stuck in the middle of feuds.

Yes I'm, stuck in the middle of feuds.
And I'm wondering if theres stuff I could do.
The wars are gettin' all out of hand.
And there's wars over the holy lands.

Trolls to the left of me,
Flamers to the right, Here I am,
stuck in the middle of feuds.

Well we started off with photos and it drifted into student drinks.
And it headed into "What is art" and I feel like just once saying
"PLEASE"

"PLEASE"

Try'n to pause or stop it all.
But I've a feeling that something will fall.
Is it cool to keep on arguing more?
Whilst the calmer ones all head for the door.

Trolls to the left of me,
Flamers to the right, Here I am,
stuck in the middle of feuds.

<-: Instrumental :->

But it headed into Raping and then nosedived into femiwar.
And I hear the Killbox calling, and I want this thread just ended now,
*PLEASE*

*PLEASE*

And I don't why I posted tonight.
I've a feelin' it won't do no right.
I'm so scared incase this kills of the group.
And leaves us with only troll soup.

Trolls to the left of me,
Flamers to the right, Here I am,
stuck in the middle of feuds.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle of feuds.

stuck in the middle of feuds.

Here I am, stuck in the middle of feuds.

-Fin.

Yours in total sincerity,

Aquarion


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