Let Me Be Covered in Rapturous Gravy v1

Words supplied by Rue and Raen

(From The Truth, look up 'Let Me Suck of Water Pure'.)

*Bracketed parts to be sung in a chorus.

SCENE: Cows dancing on tables clutching foaming tankards of beer. I dunchknow about you but in Ay-shuh we eat Drunken Prawns, so this saves you a Marinade.

Let me be covered in Rapturous Gravy
(Rapturous, Rapturous Gravy!)
That man over there with the fork, he can Have Me
(Man with the fork he can Have Me!)

Once I was fearful, I cried, someone Save Me!
(Somebody, somebody Save Me!)
Till I was covered, you see someone Gave Me
(Rapturous, Rapturous Gravy!)

CHORUS:
The Gravy be Rapturous, see how it pours
It maketh a truly mouthwatering main course
JUst burble a stewpot,it's never a chore
Let Rapturous Gravy be poured evermore!

Pause, much toasting, hailing. Beer slops everywhere. Change key:

If I were a sheep I would say, "You can Shave Me!"
(If I were a sheep you could Shave Me!)
But first, give me covers of Rapturous Gravy
(Rapturous, Rapturous Gravy!)

WITH FEELING:
Oh, I am a luvvely fat cow and you Crave Me
(Luvvely fat cow and you Crave Me!)
But more so when sssslathered with Rapturous Gravy!
(Rapturous, Rapturous Gravy!)

CHORUS:
The Gravy be Rapturous, see how it pours
It maketh a truly mouthwatering main course
JUst burble a stewpot,it's never a chore
Let Rapturous Gravy be poured evermore!

Eventually the singing and cheering dies down.
Lone voice: But what'll we use as the gravy boat?

END.)

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