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Ode to Hedgehog


To the tune of Beethoven's 9th - Ode to Joy
From: Smith & Ellis

Any hedgehog can be buggered
It just takes a little will
Just locate the proper entrance
And apply a little skill.

Then shave off those blasted prickles...
They're quite painful on your crotch.
Don't do this in public places
If you don't want crowds to watch!


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