# This is the file for allowing uniques to speak their "own" lines.
# Deleting this file will have no real effect on the game.  Modifying it may
# cause STRANGE unique lines to come up if the format's wrong, but shouldn't
# crash anything.  The format goes like so:
# 
# N:45:whoever this is
# 3
# says line 1
# says line 2
# says line 3
#
# The number after the N: is the "monster index number" obtained from
# r_info.txt.  The text field after that number isn't actually used--it's
# just there to help humans edit the file.  The numbers on lines by
# themselves are the number of lines that the monster has.  Getting these
# numbers wrong won't crash anything, but will produce strange lines.
#
# A '*' in the number field is a wildcard and applies to any monster.
# It should only be placed at the end of the file, since all 'N:' lines
# after it will be ignored.
#
# Two or more monsters can share lines; just put their N: lines in a
# contiguous block.
#
# To stop a certain monster from having unique lines, put a # in front of
# its N: line.
#
# Entries by Eric Bock, Matt Graham, Andrew Hill, Chris Kern, and Topi Ylinen

N:8:C.M.O.T. Dibbler
7
Sossage? Inna bun?
Meat? Onna Stick?
Psst! Wanna buy Lancre Bridge?
Commerce is the life blood of the city!
brandishes a bottle of patent ointment in your face.
whines, 'That's cutting me own throat.'
says, 'To you, ninety pence, and that's cutting me own throat.'

N:19:Rincewind
5
says, 'Have you seen my luggage?'
says, 'Good grief! Not another heroic adventurer!'
says, 'Now what?'
says, 'I smell trouble.'
says, 'This CAN'T be good.'

N:53:Gaspode the Wonder Dog
4
scratches himself
says, 'Bark, Bark, Bark!'
says, 'Growl.'
says, 'It's a dog's life.'

N:54:Wolf, Farmer Maggot's dog
N:55:Fang, Farmer Maggot's dog
6
chases its tail.
barks loudly.
froths at the mouth.
wags its tail.
rolls over.
growls.

N:63:C.M.O.T. Dibbler
8
Sossage? Inna bun?
Meat? Onna Stick?
hisses, 'Psst! Wanna buy Lancre Bridge?'
says, 'To you, ninety pence, and that's cutting me own throat.'
says, 'commerce is the lifeblood of the dungeon!'
brandishes a bottle of patent ointment in your face.
whines, 'That's cutting me own throat.'
says, 'To you, ninety pence, and that's cutting me own throat.'

N:135:Mughash the Kobold Lord
4
says, 'I may be a kobold, but I'll kick your arse!'
says, 'Feel my wrath, fool!'
says, 'Death and destruction make me happy!'
snickers evilly.

N:137:Mr. Clete
4
whines and sniggers.
whispers nasty things.
says, 'Have you paid your dues? Hme hme.'
says, 'Hme hme hme.'

N:138:Hwandaland Smith
6
eyes your pack covetously.
says, 'In the name of science, gimme your stuff!'
says, 'I bet I can shoot better than you...'
says, 'Have you seen a ring anywhere around here?'
says, 'Don't force me to hold out for points...'
says, 'Have you seen a grail anywhere around here?'

#N:169:Brodda, the Easterling

N:291:Mad Hamish
3
says, 'Eh wot?'
says, 'You wot?'
says, 'I'll hack yer knees off! You see if i don't!'

N:180:Orfax, Son of Boldor
N:237:Boldor, King of the pictsies
4
wonders aloud about your sexual orientation.
spouts torrents of obscenities.
shouts, 'Eye its moonlit nact tanit!'
says, 'I'll teach you to respect pictsies!'

N:186:Gowron
N:285:Klingon Captain
2
says, 'Taste my batleth!.'
says, 'Today is a good day to die, for you that is!'

N:260:Lord Hong
2
Says, 'I have composed a haiku about your death. Would you like to hear it?'
says, 'Hmm, interesting.'

N:330:Boy Willie
2
says, 'You don't get bloodthirsty ravening monsters like you used to.' 
says, 'I'll kill ever dang one eh yers!'

N:350:Baron von Uberwald
2
chases his tail
barks

N:356:Lord Rust
2
says, 'I suppose somebody's got to kill you.'
says, 'you really are most tiresome.'

N:373:Cohen the Barbarian
3
says, 'Inne Juste 7 Dayes I Will Make You A Barbarian Hero!'
says, 'How d'yer like mah new teeth?'
says, 'Wheres ma dang horde got ter?'

N:215:Golfimbul, the Hill Orc Chief
N:314:Shagrat, the Orc Captain
N:315:Gorbag, the Orc Captain
20
fingers his blade and grins evilly.
snickers, 'Now, I strike a blow for *our* side!'
says, 'Orcs don't get no respect... I'm gonna change that!'
calls your mother nasty names.
says, 'I'll bet your innards would taste real sweet...'
belches and spits.
scratches his armpits.
says, 'I love the smell of fresh blood.'
says, 'Yeeha! Another idiot to slaughter!'
hawks a loogie in your direction.
farts thunderously.
wonders aloud how many experience points you're worth.
says, 'I love being psychotic!'
says, 'My brain's on fire with the feeling to kill!'
says, 'I shall torture you slowly.'
calls you a scum-sucking pig-dog.
says, 'I shall have my way with your women!'
says, 'You're not so tough, buttmunch!'
says, 'Heh-heh, heh-heh, killing people is cool.'
curses at you in Orcish.

N:382:Mime, the Nibelung
6
says, 'Get away! This spot is mine!'
says, 'I will soon close your eyes in eternal sleep.'
says, 'I'll mess up all your stuff!'
cries, 'You must pay me... with your life!'
grins.
says, 'Maybe I will just hack your head off.'

N:383:Hagen, son of Alberich
10
says, 'Did you hear what the ravens said? Revenge, that is what they cry!'
shouts, 'Hoiho! Hoiho! To arms! To arms!'
grumbles, 'I hate the happy, and I am never glad.'
cries, 'Keep away from the Ring!'
boasts, 'My spear will certainly cut down the wrongful one.'
cries, 'There! There shall my spear strike!'
grins, 'You will die soon, handsome hero!'
states, 'I am but avenging perjury.'
shouts, 'Give the Ring here!'
shouts, 'Hoiho! Hoiho-hoho!'

N:399:The TICK!!!
6
yells, 'SPOON!!!'
yells, 'I'm NIGH INVULNERABLE!!!'
says, 'Mind if I call you Albert?'
says, 'EVIL IS AFOOT!!!'
yells, 'QUICK!!! TO THE TICKMOBILE!!!! NA NA NANANANANA!!!'
yells, ' NA NA NANANANANA!!!'

N:419:Cassanunda
4
says, 'It is I, the great Cassanunda!'
says, 'I am the greatest  lover on the disk!'!'
adjusts his step ladder.
says, 'Give us a kiss then!'

N:392:Billious
2
says, 'Oh me, I think I'm going to be sick!'
says, 'Just stop the world from spinning!'

N:380:Hrun the barbarian
2
grunts
says, 'Where Hrun's sword?'
 
N:393:It
9
says, 'Nyah, nyah, betcha can't find me!'
says, 'Come get some!'
magically summons mighty undead opponents!
chuckles evilly.
magically summons Cyberdemons!
summons special opponents!
concentrates on its body. It starts moving faster.
concentrates on its wounds.

N:409:Kharis the Powerslave
2
says, 'Open the gates of my hell, I will strike from the grave!'
curses you.

N:413:Seargent Detritus
3
redies his crossbow
says, 'what's all dis den?'
says, 'No loiterin in der dungeon.'

#N:431:Grendel

N:441:Barney the Dinosaur
7
says, 'Cooperation! That's the magic word!'
mutters, 'I *hate* those Teletubbies...'
says, 'Won't you be my friend?'
says, 'Let's all sing a HAPPY SONG!'
mugs for the camera.
simpers disgustingly.
chews up a 'Tinky Winky' doll.

N:493:Bert the Stone Troll
N:494:Bill the Stone Troll
N:495:Tom the Stone Troll
4
complains, 'What's a burrahobbit got to do with my pocket, anyways?'
rejoices, 'No more roast mutton! Roast adventurer today!'
says, 'That'll teach yer!'
says, 'I won't take that from you!'

N:505:Groo the Wanderer
1
says: 'A fray! A fray!'

N:506:Fasolt the Giant
3
grumbles: 'Stop, greedy one! Leave something for me!'
shouts: 'Back, over-bold one!'
whines: 'You swindler, do you seek to vilify me?'

N:596:Hyderopia
4
says, 'How do you like my shoes, mortal?'
says, 'These boots were made for walkin...'
says, 'Don't step on my blue suede shoes or I shall smite thee!'
asks, 'Do these shoes make me look fat?'

N:598:Alberto Malich
3
says, 'I'll stop yer meddilin!'
says, 'The master won't like hearin about this!'
says, 'I'll teach yers!'

N:606:War
2
says, 'What am I good for?'
says, 'Hows about a game of travel scrabble?'

N:615:Granny Weatherwax
2
says, 'Remember that sparrow you kilt?'
says, 'This calls for 'edology.'

N:628:Deacon Vorbis
2
says, 'Bow sinner!'
says, 'Submit to almighty Om!'

#N:517:Jurt the Living Trump
#N:551:Crysoprase
#N:573:Lord Borel of Hendrake
#N:595:Father Dagon
#N:616:Kavlax the Many-Headed
#N:642:Jasra, Brand's Mistress
#N:651:Astfgl
#N:660:Black Alis
#N:670:Chidder
#N:681:Chaugnar Faugn, Horror from the Hills

N:685:Yob Soddoff
2
barrels towards you horrifyingly.
wails, ' yerwhatyerwhat...'

#N:687:Ariel, Queen of Air

N:697:Smaug the Golden
8
speaks, 'I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along!'
says, 'If you get off alive, you will be lucky.'
grimaces.
laughs with a devastating sound which shakes the ground.
asks, 'Where are those who dare approach me?'
gloats, 'I am old and strong, strong, strong.'
boasts, 'My armour is like tenfold shields, no blade can pierce me.'
boasts, 'My teeth are swords, my claws are spears, my breath is death.'

N:712:Fafner the Dragon
5
says: 'You will make a fine meal.'
says: 'I wanted a drink, now I have also found food.'
says: 'My fangs are not for chattering, soon you will feel them.'
says: 'My throat is well made to gulp you down.'
growls: 'Come here, young braggart.'

#N:713:Fangorn the Treebeard
#N:715:Glaurung, Father of the Dragons

N:720:Mallrog
N:839:Lungorthin, the Mallrog of America
4
says, 'Have a pretzel OF TORMENT!!!'
says, 'Enjoy our foodcourt OF DESPAIR!!!'
says, 'Have some frozen yogurt OF ANGUISH!!!'
says, 'I'm going to validate your parking PERMINANTLY!!!'

#N:729:Ulik the Troll
#N:730:Baphomet the Minotaur Lord

N:732:Bull Gates
10
says, '640K should be enough for ANYBODY!'
says, 'Buy Windows 2000; the filesystem rocks!'
says, 'Linux?  Never heard of it...'
says, 'Resistance is futile--you will be assimilated.'
says, 'NT is the solution for ALL your needs!'
hacks out some code and calls it a Service Pack.
says, 'We don't have a monopoly... MacOS still exists!'
wonders if he should buy a small country.
says, 'Where will we let you go today?  HELL!'
cackles diabolically.

N:733:The Hogfather
9
says, 'Ho ho ho! You're gonna die!'
says, 'You're gettin' COAL in your stocking!'
says, 'On Smasher, on Whoop-Ass, now dash away all!'
chortles sadistically.
says, 'You're on the Naughty List!'
says, 'No  pork byproducts for you, ever!'
says, 'I'll sic my man-eating swine on you!'
says, 'I hate Hogswatch so much that I've gone psychotic!'
says,'Yer mother eats spam!'

N:755:Jimi, the god of beggars
3
says, 'Spare some change?'
says, 'Shine your armor?'
says, 'How's about a fag, mate?'

#N:738:Khamul the Easterling
#N:743:The Phoenix
#N:753:Nidhogg the Hel-Drake
#N:754:The Lernean Hydra
#N:762:Fundin Bluecloak
#N:763:Dworkin Barimen

N:764:Uriel, Angel of Fire
N:765:Azriel, Angel of Death
N:769:Raphael, the Messenger
7
says, 'Repent, evildoer!'
says, 'My righteousness shall cleanse you!'
says, 'Don't EVER steal from the collection plate!'
says, 'God may love you, but *I* don't!'
says, 'I shall smite thee with extreme prejudice!'
says, 'Hope you like eternal damnation!'
says, 'Verily, it is too late for thee.'

N:772:Archchancelor Ridcully
8
says, 'Have you seen my hat?'
says, 'A wizard's staffs got a knob on the end.'
says, 'Have you seen my staff?'
smokes his pipe.
polishes the knob on his staff.
says, 'I hear the fish are biting today.'
says, 'Show some school spirit, man!'
says, 'You really must try my Wow-wow sauce.'

N:780:Vlad Dracula, Prince of Darkness
2
says, 'Bla bla, I vant to sook your bloood!'
says, 'The children of ze nite. What zweet muzik dey mayk.'

#N:766:Ancalagon the Black
#N:767:Daoloth, the Render of the Veils
#N:770:Artsi the Champion of Chaos
#N:771:The Elf king
#N:773:Brand, Mad Visionary of Amber
#N:777:Bast, Goddess of Cats
#N:787:Hypnos, Lord of Sleep
#N:789:Bleys, Master of Manipulation
#N:791:Fiona the Sorceress
#N:792:Tselakus, the Dreadlord
#N:794:Julian, Master of Forest Amber
#N:796:The Norsa
#N:799:Caine, the Conspirator
#N:805:Omarax the Eye Tyrant
#N:807:Gerard, Strongman of Amber
#N:809:Atlach-Nacha, the Spider God
#N:813:Eric the Usurper
#N:814:Yig, Father of Serpents
#N:817:Hela, Queen of the Dead
#N:820:Corwin, Lord of Avalon
#N:824:General Agravisti
#N:825:The Witch-King of Angmar
#N:828:Pestilence
#N:834:Ymir the Ice Giant
#N:835:Loki the Trickster
#N:837:Surtur the Giant Fire Demon
N:695:Urglefloggah

N:655:Ubbo-Sathla, the Unbegotten Source
N:706:Yibb-Tstll the Patient One
N:734:Eihort, the Thing in the Labyrinth
N:735:The King in Yellow
N:757:Hastur the Unspeakable
N:760:Nyogtha, the Thing that Should not Be
N:761:Ahtu, Avatar of Nyarlathotep
N:788:Glaaki
N:797:Rhan-Tegoth
N:806:Tsathoggua, the Sleeper of N'kai
N:810:Y'golonac
N:826:Cyaegha
N:833:Abhoth, Source of Uncleanness
N:841:Shuma-Gorath
N:845:Yog-Sothoth, the All-in-One
N:848:Shub-Niggurath, Black Goat of the Woods
N:849:Nodens, Lord of the Great Abyss
N:851:Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos
N:857:Great Cthulhu
17
slurps and gibbers disgustingly.
shrieks fit to wake the dead.
oozes nasty, glistening slime all over the dungeon.
farts thunderously.
lets off a mind-numbing stench.
howls, 'Tekeli-li!  Tekeli-li!'
makes a chilling slithering sound.
howls, 'The OTHER GODS will feast on your brain!'
hisses, 'I'll feed you to the Hounds of Tindalos...'
hisses, 'Randolph Carter got off easy; you won't!'
seethes and fumes sickeningly.
hisses, 'I'll send you beyond Known Space to Azathoth!'
waves nasty-looking tentacles about.
picks its teeth with the bones of former players.
opens your mind to a vista of nameless cosmic horror!
opens your mind to a vista of endless 'Three's Company' reruns!
snorts and slobbers with glee.

N:816:Cyberdemon
N:843:Oremorj the Cyberdemon Lord
8
types, 'M/666/Hell here.'
types, 'Hows about some cyber?'
types, ';)'
types, 'I'm 6'5, Blond, with blue eyes...'
types, 'I like walking on the beach at sunset...'
types, 'So what are you wearing?'
types, 'OF COURSE I'll still respect you!' clickaclickaclicka...
types, 'Any pretty ladies out there?'

N:850:Carcharoth, the Jaws of Thirst
N:840:Draugluin, Sire of All Werewolves
8
barks and bellows frighteningly!
says, 'Oh good, another chew toy!'
says, 'Yummy! I was getting tired of chicken...'
lets out an earsplitting howl.
drools all over the dungeon.
lifts his leg at the nearest wall.
says, 'Bad adventurer! No more living for you!'
snarls and howls.

N:819:Klingsor, Evil Master of Magic
6
states, 'The time has come.'
bellows, 'Your master calls! Obey!'
grunts, 'Beware!'
states, 'You will fall into my power, you will remain my slave!'
cries, 'Halt! I have the right weapon to fell you!'
yells, 'I will cut you down with your master's spear!'

N:830:Famine
6
says, 'Gods, I could murder a curry right about now!'
says, 'Brains! Brains! Brains!'
says, 'Sure, a game of Travel Scrabble sounds like fun.'
says, 'Feed me Seymore!'
says. 'Here's some food for thought!'
whispers, 'Soo hungry.'

N:831:Mephistopheles, Lord of Hell
N:818:The Mouth of Sauron
N:804:Vecna, the Emperor Lich
N:844:Kaschei the Immortal
N:856:Gothmog, the High Captain of Balrogs
N:858:The Suprime Grand Master
N:860:Oberon, King of Amber
12
brags, 'My power is beyond compare!'
snorts, 'A mere mortal dares challenge my might? HA!'
says, 'Not another one! I just finished chewing on the last!'
wonders aloud how many XP you're worth.
leafs through 'Evil Geniuses For Dummies'.
mutters, 'Another damn loser to kill...'
says, 'Hell shall claim your remains!'
says, 'Another 12 skulls and I get that reward from the Boss!'
yawns at your pathetic efforts to kill him.
says, 'Minions, slaughter this fool!'
says, 'Set thine house in order, for thou shalt die...'
says, 'I'm no god... God has MERCY!'

N:862:The Serpent of Chaos
10
says, 'Foolish worm, you are DOOMED!'
says, 'I'm the Big Bad Guy, and you're toast!'
shouts, 'MOO HA HA HA! I am DEATH incarnate!'
says, 'Prepare for your untimely demise!'
opens up a can of Whoop-Ass (tm).
picks its teeth with former adventurers' bones.
says, 'Maybe I won't kill you... NOT!'
yawns at your pathetic efforts to kill it.
says, 'Another day, another bastard to slaughter...'
says, 'I can't be bothered... minions, slaughter this fool!'

N:*:Default lines
104
cackles evilly.
cackles diabolically.
says: 'Surrender, miserable flea!'
says: 'Come get some!'
says: 'Let's rock!'
laughs devilishly.
says: 'Flee while you can, gnat!'
says: 'You are about to die, maggot!'
says: 'Read your prayers!'
hisses: 'Die!'
says: 'You don't have a chance, moron!'
says: 'Fear my wrath, fool!'
says: 'Feel my fury, dolt!'
says: 'Groo is a genius, compared to you!'
gives you a contemptuous glance.
says: 'Prepare to meet your Maker, fool!'
says: 'Perish, mortal!'
says: 'Your puny efforts make me laugh!'
says: 'Drop dead, wimp!'
says: 'You should have fled while you had the chance.'
screams: 'Die by my hand!'
says: 'Your last wish, punk?'
says: 'Your death shall be a slow, painful one.'
says: 'Your head shall be my next trophy.'
screams: 'You are DOOMED!'
grins sadistically.
says: 'This dungeon shall be your TOMB!'
laughs fiendishly.
says: 'Your fate is sealed, worm.'
says: 'Resistance is useless.'
says: 'Hell shall soon claim your remains.'
says: 'Thou shalt repent of thy cunning.'
says: 'Verily, thou shalt be one dead cretin.'
says: 'Surrender or die!'
says: 'Savor thy breath, it be thine last.'
says: 'Prepare do die, miscreant!'
says: 'You're history, dude!'
says: 'Feeling lucky, punk?'
says: 'You're toast!'
says: 'You're dead meat.'
says: 'Make my day.'
says: 'I shall flatten you!'
says: 'I could spare you, but why?'
says: 'Take this, you sissy!'
says: 'Nothing can save you now!'
says: 'This dungeon ain't big enough for the both of us.'
says: 'I'm gonna break your face!'
says: 'I hope you enjoy pain!'
says: 'Give me your best blow!'
says: 'Draw, if you are a man!'
says: 'A time to die, fool!'
bellows frighteningly!
says: 'You will never leave this dungeon alive!'
says: 'You'll leave this dungeon only in a wooden box!'
says: 'Your mother wears army boots!'
says: 'Drop that weapon, NOW!'
says: 'Life ain't for you, and I'm the cure!'
says: 'Resistance is futile. You will be terminated.'
says: 'Sight and smell of this, it gets me going.'
says: 'Victim is your name and you shall fall.'
says: 'Stepping out? You'll feel our hell on your back!'
says: 'Now I will waste my hate on you.'
says: 'Don't tread on me!'
says: 'So be it! Threaten no more!'
says: 'Kill for gain or shoot to maim, but I don't need a reason.'
says: 'You'll die as you lived, in a flash of the blade.'
says: 'You'd better stand cos there's no turning back.'
says: 'I just want to see your blood, I just want to stand and stare.'
says: 'I've been looking so long for you; you won't get away from my grasp.'
says: 'I'm coming after you; you can kiss your arse goodbye.'
says: 'It's official; you suck!'
sings: 'I hate you, you hate me, we're a helluva family.'
says: 'A mere mortal dares challenge *ME*?!'
says: 'There is no escape and that's for sure.'
says: 'This is the end; I won't take anymore.'
says: 'Say goodbye to the world you live in.'
says: 'You've always been taking, but now you're giving.'
says: 'My brain's on fire with the feeling to kill.'
says: 'Don't try running away, because you're the one I'll find.'
says: 'I was looking for you to start up a fight.'
says: 'My innocent victims are slaughtered with wrath and despise!'
says: 'I have found you, and there is no place to run.'
says: 'My blood lust defies all my needs.'
says: 'And damn'd be him that first cries: Hold, enough!'
says: 'I can smell your blood, human!'
says: 'Has your folly led to this?'
wonders aloud how many experience points you're worth...
says: 'Pride yourself on this, that you were slain by a champion.'
thunders: 'May heaven have mercy on your soul, for I will have none.'
screams for your blood!
sighs: 'They send a poorer grade of adventurers down each year than the last.'
says: 'Your life-blood will baptise my blade!'
shouts: 'You will serve me in Valhalla!'
snickers: 'Mommy's not here to save you now!'
says: 'You're almost not worth killing...almost!'
leaps towards you with death in its eye.
sings: 'Cuts yer if ye stand, shoot yer if ye run.'
says: 'Another adventurer?  I just got through picking my teeth with the last.'
says: 'Your two ears will decorate my belt.'
says: 'I love all that blood.'
says: 'I don't want to hurt you, I only want to kill you.'
says: 'I like killing people, because it's so much fun.'
screams: 'I'm out to destroy and I will cut you down!'
sneers: 'You're no Lev Zakrevski.'

