Author: "David Ferguson" 
Newsgroup: alt.fan.pratchett 		
Date: Tue, 7 Sep 1999 

Um, hello boys and girls. Well, everyone else is doing it,
so I thought I might try too, then I though, no, just
write a filk. This is kind of a beginners attempt, and 
I'd appreciate (constructive) criticism. I may have 
limited my target audience by picking a slightly obscure
original, but hopefully some of you remember the great 
Adam Ant and co. the scansion is a bit suspect, but this 
was also true of the original! Anyway, its time to streak 
your face with your mum's make-up, tip-ex a line across 
your nose, and forget the 90s ever happened. To the tune 
of "Kings of the Wild Frontier." 	
(Pronunciation, F.A.Q = eff ay kyew, faq = fac	afp=afp, 
NOT ay ef pee) 		


<Kermit the Frog voice> 
Ladies and Gen'elmen, Afpdam and his Aunts , yaayyyyyyyy!
</Kermitt the Frog voice> 	

<* fx: sound of (almost) synchronised drumming*> 			
A new afp family 			
A weird news entity 			
They[1] are the Family! 			
(Yeah!) 			
If you don't read the faq 			
Prepare to have your system suffering 			
From centuries of flaming. 			
No method in their madness 			
NOT guided by the Cabal[2] 			
Afpeople are quite worrying 			
Alt Pratchett is a rabble! 			
An even when you're helping 			
Others find the F.A.Q 			
Down below your fresh afp-code 			
You're just a shade too new 			
Shade too new! 			
A Newbie too! 			
I hope this works all right 			
I rather feel the scansions, suffering 			
Have I just earned a flaming? 			
(yeah!) 			
<fade and repeat, with assorted "yip yip yip" and other 			Pseudo Native American noises > 		 		

[1] hopefully one day I can say "We", not "They" 		
[2]TINC 		
Umm? 

DFerg 	

My coat? Its the frock coat type thing with all the gold braid, why do you ask? Oh.