* To the tune of "Yesterday"... * 	

afp, 			
You're not half the group you ought to be, 			
There's not one mention of our Lord TP, 			
I can't believe in afp 			
Suddenly, 			
There's all these posts on bras and hugs and tea, 			
Why people post this cr*p I cannot see, 			
I can't believe in afp 			
Why I read this trash, 			
I don't know, I cannot tell, 			
But I've caught the bug, 			
Now *I'm* posting filk as well! 			
afp, 			
Usenet's answer to insanity, 			
I'll subscribe another week or three, 			
Oh, I believe in afp. 	


(Apologies to Paul McCartney) 		
David Chapman