From: claire allcock  		
Newsgroups:	alt.fan.pratchett 		
Subject: Re: [I] Re: Meatloaf 		
Date: Fri, 9 Apr 1999 20:15:53 +0100 		

The message <7ekphv$j4l$1@library.lspace.org> from "Shim"  contains these words: 
> "Heaven She Posts" 
/Snip beautiful filk/ Well if we're doing Meatloaf filks... 		

AFP aint bad (As in "Two out of three aint bad") 

Baby I could chat all night 			
Conversations that go nowhere 			
I've read every [I]rrelevant that I possibly can 			
There's no [I]s left for me to read 			
And maybe you can tell me to get a life 			
But that'll never change me loving AFP 			
My mail is really piling up tonight 			
I wish you wouldn't make me log off 			
I wibbled on and I wibbled out 			
I tried to show you that this newsgroup is cool 			
I'm tired of spam and I'm to shy to flame 			
But I've been here on AFP so long 			
I'm writing filks when I could be in bed 			
And all I can do 			
Is keep on telling you... 			
I want Real Life (I want RL) 			
I need Real Life (I need RL) 			
But there aint no way I'm ever gonna stay there 			
Now don't be sad 			
Coz AFP aint bad. 			
Now don't be sad 			
Coz AFP aint bad. 			
You'll never find [A]nnotations in an [I]rrelevant thread 			
You'll never find any junk on the Lspace web 			
I know you're looking for your e-mails in a mountain of spam 			
But there aint no clueful newbie hiding behind those long posts in HTML

I can't tag! 			
(I can't tag) 			
I can't quote or snip - my sig's too long 			
No matter how I try 			
I'll never be able 			
To read the FAQ's 			
Because you see I just can't be bothered! 			
Now there is only one group that I will ever love 			
It started so many years ago 			
And I'm pleased to say that AFP is still going strong 			
And they all love me back, ooh I know. 			
Well I remember how they helped when I was feeling down 			
With hugs and chocolate covered coffee beans 			
And how, when I was just a newbie they really helped me out 			
Said, go on, read the FAQ's, please... 			
And they kept on telling me, they kept on telling me, 			
They kept on telling me, 			
We want Real Life (We want RL) 			
We need Real Life (We need RL) 			
But there aint no way we'd ever want to stay there 			
Now don't get mad 			
Coz AFP aint bad 			
Now don't get mad 			
Coz AFP aint bad. 			
Baby I could chat all night 			
Conversations that lead nowhere... 	

Thank you. <fx: bows to crowds of adoring fans... I wish> Well it was	
okay for a first filk, wasn't it? 		

Love Claire