From: Eric Jarvis <eric@last.dircon.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] filk alert - AFP Goes On
Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2000 18:34:27 +0100

Inspired by The Beat Goes On - Sonny Bono (1972)

I hope I've made a few small improvements :)

AFP Goes On - eric (3pm)

AFP goes on... AFP goes on
Hands keep pounding keyboards till they break
ROT 13, ROT 13
Having clue was once the rage, uh-huh
History has turned a page, uh-huh
Now Web TV is the coming thing, uh-huh
Clueless newbie is our new born king, uh-huh
And AFP goes on... AFP goes on

The grocery store does AOL, uh-huh
Spammers all can go to hell, uh-huh
Mac users still keep on marching off to war
But Microserf are no longer keeping score
And AFP goes on... AFP goes on

Old farts sit in chairs and reminisce
Boys keep chasing girls to get a kiss
Modems keep going faster all the time
BT still cry "Hey buddy have you got a dime"
And AFP goes on... AFP goes on
And AFP goes on... Yes, AFP goes on

eric - afpicking a disguise for a trip to Gretna Green with pia
and Thom
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"