Subject: [F] Discovering AFP (filk) 		
From: BarryR@SwordSinger.freeserve.co.uk 		
Date: 1998/10/11 		
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett 		

Sung to the Tune of Jake the Peg. 		

We're AFP (Diddle-iddle-iddle-um) 			
And we're all barmy, (Diddle-iddle-iddle-um) 			
You'll find that most of us are mad, 			
and that the rest of us are sad, 			
We're AFP (Diddle-iddle-iddle-um) 			
And we're all barmy. (Diddle-iddle-iddle) 			

The day that you arrived (oh boy) 			
the group seemed strange to you 			
With such a range of content 			
and not a flame in view 			
You took some sample articles 			
and did a spot of lurkin' 			
and asked yourself some questions like 			
What the bloody hell's a merkin? 			

We're AFP (Diddle-iddle-iddle-um) 			
And we're all barmy, (Diddle-iddle-iddle-um] 			
But then I also will confess 			
that we are also quite harmless 			
We're AFP (Diddle-iddle-iddle-um) 			
And we're all barmy, (Diddle-iddle-iddle) 			

You took your time you hung around 			
You read the F.A.Q's 			
(well that's why they are posted here, 			
for people here to use.) 			
and when you saw that funny post, 			
your drink went through your nose. 			
It landed on your monitor 			
your keyboard and your clothes. 			

We're AFP (Diddle-iddle-iddle-um) 			
And we're all geeky, (Diddle-iddle-iddle-um) 			
We don't like stuff like spams or trolls 			
In fact we like to kill them all 			
We're AFP (Diddle-iddle-iddle-um) 			
and we're all geeky. (Diddle-iddle-iddle) 			

And once you felt you'd settled in 			
you made your debut post, 			
and welcomes came from everyone 			
from afpers, coast to coast 			
But then again you may have thought, 			
It's just to strange for me 			
and quickly logged off, killed the group 			
and Buggered off for tea. 			

We're AFP (Diddle-iddle-iddle-um) 			
And we're all barmy, (Diddle-iddle-iddle-um) 			
but you'll be very happy here 			
If you like chocolate and beer 			
We're AFP (Diddle-iddle-iddle-um) 			
It's the place to be. (Diddle-iddle-iddle) 			

Barry R. B.F. The Official Sad Bastard