From: Joy Green 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] FILK - Return of the Vampire Threads, Part IV
Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 11:20:48 +1200

To the Tune of "Don't Dream It's Over"
By Crowded House

There's dissension within, there's dissension without
 Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
 There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost
 But you'll never see the end of the thread
 While you're on AFP

 Hey now, hey now
 Don't dream it's over
 Hey now, hey now
 When the posts flood in
 They come, they come
 To build a wall between us
 Don't let vampires win

 There's a troll over there, with its head up its arse
 Those opinions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof
 In my download today posts of flameage and rage
 So I scan the headers for some lighter stuff

 There's religion again, f*minism and smoke
 And I'm counting the weeks to the end of the thread
 Then a gem of a post with some wit and some fun
 And I know the feeling of liberation and relief

 Hey now, hey now
 Don't dream it's over
 Hey now, hey now
 When the posts flood in
 They come, they come
 To build a wall between us
 Don't ever let them win

Joy