From: "Dragon Prince" 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Filk  Geek Toys
Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2000 09:38:13 +0100


TTTo.  Big Balls- by AC/DC

I'm ever posting flamed varity
God's gift to Old fart  notoriety
I always fill the chatlroom
The event is never small
The [ANOUNCE] posts say I've got
The biggest meets of all.

<CHORUS:>
I've got geek toys
I've got geek toys
And they're such geeky toys
Freaky geek toys
And he's got geek toys
And she's got geek toys
But we've got the biggest toys of them all
</CHORUS>

And my toys are always bouncing
And #AFP is always full
And everybody chats and chats again
If your name is in the killfile
No one can hear  you wibble
Everybody says I've got
Great toys of fire

CHORUS

Some toys are held for parity
And some are just for dress.
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the toys that I like best
My toys are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big meets
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, lutefisk...

Gerber lover.