Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett 		
Subject: Re:[C] yawn. (was ID-MARKER - Final statement) 		
From: "frogjuice"  		
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1999 03:22:35 -0000 		

(to the tune of greensleeves if you absolutely must. but only on a lute<g>) 	

Alas poor troll, you do us wrong. 			
To flame with such discourtesy. 			
Your words, me-thought, were far too strong 			
For use in polite company. 			
Irrelevance is all our joy. 			
Irreverence is our delight. 			
If Mr Pratchett here still posts, 			
Who says that we arent right? 			
Your posts lack wit and style and grace 			
Oh why to this froup did stray thee? 			
Begone foul shade far from this place 			
Unto the ISP that spawned thee. 			
We have been ready at your hand 			
To grant answers to your query 			
But you fail to understand 			
That bad manners make us weary 			
And a petty rant against advice 			
Which was offered in good will 			
Simply shows that you aren't nice 			
And a troll at heart are still. 			
If you intend thus to disdain 			
And say you'll post no more, 			
Why is it that you still remain 			
Can you not find the door? 			
Well, I will pray that you mature 			
Before you come to harm, 			
Your 'witty' mouth I'm very sure 			
Will get you a broken arm [1] 			
Ah troll-boy, now, farewell adieu 			
Your ID-MARKER has one use 			
My reader will now filter you, 			
And I won't see your abuse. 

[1] Quick I need a word with the musicians guild. 

Sam(antha) 		
(raspberry noise....ad infinitum)