Heather Knowles wrote in message <7Q0CTKAuvdD3EwLt@fanged.demon.co.uk>... 		
> I still remember, with great affection, Meat Loaf's live performance at 		
> the Brits a few years back - covering the whole stage with an energy and 		
> drive that many performers half his age could barely hope to emulate.
> Not to mention a healthy sense of self-parody. 		
> 		
> He's one of the few acts I would still like to see live - I've seen most 		
> of my faves now. And 'Bat Out of Hell' is a cracking song (especially
> the full album version). 		
* ahem * 		
As if I could miss the opportunity for a pun or two... hey, so it's
cr*p. You get what you pay for... ;) 

"Heaven She Posts" 	

Heaven, she posts. 			
And a band of angels grouped inside her sig 			
Will take me through the lonely nights 			
'Cross the wilds of ay-eff-pe 			
And I know... I know 			
Heaven will post 			
And all the Gids come down here just to make merry 			
And Melody's gonna make me laugh 			
Without pain, without fear 			
I hear all of their dreams 			
And let them go along their way 			
They give afp their prayers to sing 			
And turn dull morns into the light of noon 			
I got a taste of afparadise 			
I'm never gonna let that slip away 			
I got a taste of afparadise 			
It's all I really need to make me stay - 			
Just like a child again 			
Heaven, she posts 			
And all I got is a net account 'til the end of time 			
I won't look back 			
I won't look back 			
Let the newsgroup shine 			
And I know that this's been archived 			
But I don't know on what server 			
And nobody's gonna tell me now 			
And I don't really care 			
No no no 			
I got a taste of afparadise 			
That's all I really need to make me stay 			
I got a taste of afparadise 			
If I had it any sooner you know 			
You know I never would have stopped lurking 			
Heaven, she posts 			
And all I got is a net account 'til the end of time 			
I won't look back 			
I won't look back 			
Let the newsgroup shine 			
Heaven, she posts 			
Heaven, she posts 			
I won't look back 			
I won't look back 			
Let the newsgroup shine 			
Let the newsgroup shine 	

Shim.