From: Gry Aavik <pbaavik@online.no>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Unless there's a special [filk] tag
Date: Wed, 24 May 2000 10:28:17 +0200

A filk to the tune of "I am sixteen, going on seventeen" from Sound of
Music

I'm a newbie, newbie to afp
I know that I'm naive
People I meet say
the faqs are sweet
and willingly I believe

I'm a newbie, newbie to afp
Innocent as a Mole [1]
Trolls with their troll heads [3]
[C], [G] and [R] threads
What do I know of those

I need some Farts (older and wiser)
Telling me what to do 
You are clueful, clueful on afp
I'll depend on you


[1] not very [2]
[2] Hey, a footnote! I don't usually have those.
[3] A poor rime, I know, but I had to put something down.
    Any suggestions to what I might write there are welcome


-- 
Afplilsis to ratty, fever and gaspode
RL sis to Kjetil
Favourite norwegian to Gaspode