From: amunk@efn.org (Whammalhammadingdongbingbangàgogo) Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] Filk: LART 'Em Date: 24 Apr 2000 18:36:22 -0700 Nice to see that some people are still reading my posts... snippage Dragon Prince writes: > "Whammalhammadingdongbingbangagogo" wrote in message > news:m3vh1byxz1.fsf@efn.org... > > > (derived from "Meltdown" by AC/DC [1]) > > two AC DC filks in as many weeks! nice filk I could see them do it esp > if Bon Scott was still alive! Hmm, if "filk" is dereived from "folk," then should this be called "hiivi mitil," possibly? Anyway, here's a filk of Megadeth's song "Crush 'Em." (I hope no one feels this way about me ;->) -------------------LART-'Em-------------------------- In the newsfroup, there is a fight Don't you know you're in for a ride This is war, with much spam & flames Break it up, stop playing your games Cancel time, going down You better not spam around You've been TOSed and you're gonna stay You spammed so much, now you're gonna pay Remember when you dared to luse Outta my froup, I'm banning you You're not wise, you spammed twice You'll be LARTed. (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!) Looking for flamage, well you found it You're so dumb, you'll be grounded Last one still in wins the right To read and flame all night Out of the froup, in deep regret This is what you are gonna get Remember when you dared to luse Outta my froup, I'm banning you You're not wise, you spammed twice You'll be LARTed. (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!) Now I take you off USENET You've never been clueful yet Step outside, you're in for a fight You'll be LARTed. (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!) (LART! LART! LART! LART!) Since you won't just (LART!) go away, it's our right to (LART!) LART you Step outside, let (LART!) me explain The name of the game is (LART!) flames Now we've found you, we're (LART!) gonna *plonk* you, we're gonna cancel you, we're (LART!) gonna report you, we're gonna TOS you (LART!), we're gonna LART you Yeah! (LART 'em!) Remember when you dared to luse Outta my froup, I'm banning you You're not wise, you spammed twice You'll be LARTed. (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!) Now I take you off USENET You've never ever been clueful yet Step outside, you're in for a fight You'll be LARTed. (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!) (LART! LART! LART! LART 'em!) (LART! LART! LART! LART 'em!) Oh joy, (LART!) here we go (LART!) Outside (LART!), to LART 'em! (LART!) Yeah you (LART!), disappear (LART!) It's gotta hurt! (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!) Flamewar, (LART!) spam after spam (LART!) So watch out (LART!), 'cause we LART 'em! (LART!) LART! (LART!) LART! (LART!) LART! (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!) LART! (LART!) LART! (LART!) LART! (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!) LART! (LART! LART!) ----------------------------------------------------- (Next time, it'll be a Twisted Sister filk! ) -- ^ "Do me a favor and leave me alone! /-\------- The most I love you is when you're gone!" / \CCEP| - Udo "Up To The Limit" Dirkschneider http://www.efn.org/~amunk/griogair.cgi