From: Eric Jarvis Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] filk alert - Losing My Connection Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2000 18:29:10 +0100 Oh this is bigger, it's bigger than you And you are not me, the groups that I will post to The anger in your words Oh no, I've flamed too much, I've said enough That's me at the puter, That's me at the keyboard Losing my connection. Trying to keep up with you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no, I've snipped too much, I haven't tagged enough. I thought that I read your pedant I thought that I read your filk I think I thought I saw you try Every minute, Every waking hour I'm choosing my confessions Trying to keep an eye on you Like a hurt lost and blinded fool Oh no, I've snipped too much. I tagged enough Consider this, consider this flame of the century Consider this, the post that brought me to my knees pale What if all these fantasists come flaming around Now I've said too much I thought that I read your pedant I thought that I read your filk a nightmare about going a little too far inspired, appropriately, by REM Losing My Connection I think I thought I saw you try That was just AFP That was just AFP That's me at the puter, That's me at the keyboard Losing my connection. Trying to keep up with you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no, I've tagged it wrong I haven't snipped enough I thought that I read your pedant I thought that I read your filk I think I thought I saw you try But that was just a dream eric - costing afplights to Gretna Green vis Prestwick with pia and Thom "live fast, die only if strictly necessary"