Author:	"Joy Green" <ladymuck@irrelevance.freeserve.co.uk> 		
Newsgroup: alt.fan.pratchett 		
Date: 		Wed, 18 Aug 1999 		

A couple of people asked me if I was going to post a translation --
so here it is... 	

No, I don't give a damn 			
I have no regrets can't you see 			
Cabbage duels, silly games, meta comps 			
They mean nothing to me 			
No, I don't give a stuff 			
I don't begrudge you your fun 			
In the end, though you gloat, it means nowt 			
It's all over and done 			
You can keep all your pics 			
Indeed why should I care? 			
Though I'm sure it was great 			
Well I just wasn't there 			
Forget all your filks 			
Though they're clever indeed 			
If you don't know the jokes 			
Then they're no fun to read 			
No, I don't give a damn 			
I have no regrets can't you see 			
Cabbage duels, silly games, meta comps 			
They mean nothing to me 			
No, I don't really care 			
My turn, I'm sure it will come 			
I have dreams 			
I'll try not to mope 			
It's Millenicon soon 			
And I'll be *there*
I hope

Ok, so it's a *loose* translation - but it gets the idea across :) 		
*sigh* 
if only the last line were true. 		

Joy