From: "David Chapman" Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] The AFP Carol Service Part 7 Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 12:47:17 -0000 I was just wondering - should these be called "carils"? O LITTLE GROUP OF AFP O little group of AFP How still we see thee lie! Until the Christmas newbies come And then we start to cry The light of Clue it shineth Within thine FAQs And all the threads of times gone by Are found on Deja News. The filks are born from loonies And gathered on L-Space While mortals sleep, our Elfin keeps Them locked in a safe place And to each bloody idiot Who says we're not real fans We say "Sod off to ABP, You silly little man!" Oh, do not ask if Pterry's here Please keep it shut, we pray Our strong desire to speculate Forced him to go away But Colin Smythe drops by sometimes With tidings glad to tell Of Discworld novels out next year With Kidby prints as well! -- If we were perfect, we'd be invisible, wouldn't we?