Author: "David Chapman" <sentinel@globalnet.co.uk> 		
Newsgroup: alt.fan.pratchett 		
Date: 	Tue, 22 Jun 1999 		

I'm afraid that Reallidope, the Muse of Filk, has struck me once
more with her tin whistle. That's my excuse - I'm inspired. 		
And if you don't recognise the tune ... heaven help you. 		

POSTS 	

Lurkers keep lurkin' 			
Merkins keep merkin' 			
Pedants keep nitpickin' 			
MegaMole keeps filkin' 			
Simms was so infantile' 			
He's in all our killfiles' 			
Freeman keeps on readin' 			
Cascades keep breedin' 			
Ain't no use in prayin' 			
That's the way it stands, baby 			
You've got to be crazy 			
If you post on a.f.p. 			
Yeah, yeah yeah! 			
Get your posts up 			
Get your posts up, honey 			
Post on Usenet if you haven't yet! 			
Get your posts up 			
Get your posts up, honey 			
Post on Usenet if you haven't yet! 			

* 	<jazzy drum-and-trumpet instrumental > 	* 			

Flames keep ignitin' 			
OFiaH keeps writin' 			
afpmeets keep meetin' 			
Apostate keeps preachin' 			
Turtles keep movin' 			
Music quiz keeps groovin' 			
Wibblers keep huggin' 			
Hedgehogs ain't for bug'rin' 			
Ain't no use in prayin' 			
That's the way it stands, baby 			
You've got to be crazy 			
If you post on a.f.p. 			
Yeah, yeah yeah! 			
Get your posts up 			
Get your posts up, honey 			
Post on Usenet if you haven't yet! 			
Get your posts up 			
Get your posts up, honey 			
Post on Usenet if you haven't yet! 			

* 	<repeat chorus, fade out > 		*