Author:	Suzi and others 		
Newsgroup: alt.fan.pratchett 		
Date: Mon, 2 Aug 1999 		
OK - here's the filk that came an honourable second in Murky's meta-
competition at CCDE'99 <g > 		
To the tune of "Black Velvet Band"

[Chorus]  			
The Days we spent at Clarecraft 			
With people from far and near 			
And if you wanted to find us 			
The first thing to find was the beer 			
We watched the rehearsals of dancing 			
As they played with their buckets and sticks 			
And then we went cabbage duelling 			
which is something we just do for kicks 			
(chorus) 		
There's Trolls and Witches and Wizards 			
Parading for all to see 			
And as the temperature rises 			
They fight for the shade of a tree 			
(chorus)		
There's figures on offer for painting 			
And Hodges was here with his birds 			
And how many supersoakers? 			
The answer: "Too many for words"! 			
{chorus) 

Suzi