From: "David Chapman" <sentinel@globalnet.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] The AFP Carol Service Part 1
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 1999 12:03:17 -0000

Since Christmas is around the corner, I thought I would regale you with some
carol-based filks appertaining to AFP.  I'm going to do my best to post one
each day between now and Christmas Day, so You'd Better Watch Out...



THE FIRST TROWELL

1. The first Trowell the moron did say
Was penis enlargement every day
To groups where no sane spammer should be
For we don't put up with it on our NG.

CHORUS
Trowell, Trowell, Trowell, Trowell
Abuse@ISP, kill this asshowell

2. They posteth up each day of the year
Of account termination they have no fear
So to Usenet they come every night
Filling up our bandwidth with their useless sh*te.

3. Then entered wise folk of AFP
Posting their complaints to the source ISP
And once they had apportioned the blame
Followed up on the group with a big juicy flame.

4. So let us all on bended knee
Praise those who flame spammers on AFP
For helping cure the Spamming Disease
And ridding our Christmas of pillocks like these.


--
If we were perfect,
we'd be invisible, wouldn't we?