From: "David Chapman" Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] The AFP Carol Service Pt 3 Date: Sun, 19 Dec 1999 11:42:22 -0000 Never in the history of human endeavour have so many been filked so much by so few... THE TWELVE DAYS OF HOGSWATCH On the first day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me A load of chocolate and tea. On the second day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me Two "Turtle Moves"... On the third day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me Three wet hens... On the fourth day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me Four Pratchett nerds... On the fifth day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me No Cabal!... On the sixth day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me Six speculations... On the seventh day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me Seven filkers filking... On the eighth day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me Eight threads a-vamping... On the ninth day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me Nine pedants a-leaping... On the tenth day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me Ten Patrician's Siblings... On the eleventh day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me Eleven spammers spamming... On the twelfth day of Hogswatch, my newsgroup gave to me Twelve flamers flaming... -- If we were perfect, we'd be invisible, wouldn't we?