From: Joy Green Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [F]/[I] Filk - Happy birthday AFP Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 20:33:01 +1200 As the tenth anniversary year of this esteemed newsgroup draws on towards its close, I offer the filk below as my tribute to a decade of... of... well, afpishness. WARNING: may contain traces of fluff. Hope you enjoy it. Tune: Those were the days, as performed by Mary Hopkin. Once upon a time there was a newsgroup Where we used to while away the hours - Annotations, bread-threads and proposals All signed with ASCII hedgehogs, codes or flowers. Those were the days, my friend We thought they'd never end We'd cast the books forever and a day. With James Earl Jones as Death Mentioned in every breath For this was new and we were not blase. Then the tides of time and man rushed by us And gradually new notions had their day Meets, conventions, cheese wars - and a T*mpl*, And twisted, bitter old farts slipped away. Those were the days, my friend It was beginning's end When schisms birthed the Drum and ABP But though some friends moved on The group still chugged along As ever was, and ever yet may be And thus we saw a change of incarnation Nothing seemed the way it used to be, Casting changed to filking and Debarcles We sadly waved farewell to Terry P. Then one dark day, an end We lost a much loved friend Tears took the place of laughter for a while But as we shared our thoughts We found strength and support To not forget, but look back with a smile And now a post will prompt familiar laughter Though marriage might have changed the poster's name. For marriages we've had - and even children, But still, the group's essentially the same... These are the days, my friend Things change, but never end As we evolve who knows what we will see? So raise a glass, and cheers To this, the first ten years And many more, so long live AFP! Joy Green