From: "Joy Green" Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] A filk -- gibbering wibble basically Date: Tue, 2 Nov 1999 02:14:12 +1300 We are the newsgroup Tune: I am the Walrus I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how we type whole troughs full of tripe, see what we write I'm trying Sitting on a swivel waiting for the light to come Another sodding sunrise, twenty pints of coffee Man you've been a naughty boy You let your nails grow long I am the oldfart, you are the newbie, we are the newsgroup Goo goo goo joob Hoards of first year students, sitting pretty, little ducks all in a row See how they fry in flames passing by They're dying, -- they're dying , they're dying Acid witty poison, pattered out by bitter keys Screaming like a fishwife, pornographic filking Boy you've been a naughty girl You left your sig too long I am the oldfart, you are the newbie, we are the newsgroup Goo goo goo joob Sitting in a grubby bedroom waiting for response If response don't come you get a thrill from Posting into every thread I am the oldfart, you are the newbie, we are the newsgroup Goo goo goo joob Geeking sneaking choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha! See how they write, like ghosts through the night see what they cried They'ra sighinc Threads mutate, run rampant, taking over every post Always bloody casting, brain-dead spam and trolling Man you should have seen them filking Edgar Allen Poe I am the oldfart, you are the newbie, we are the newsgroup Goo goo goo joob Goo goo goo goo joob Goo goo gooooooooo joob